Today I was prayed for by a real prophet of God

Today, Nicole stopped me and asked to pray for me.  She said that my loan modification would go through and my house would be safe from foreclosure.  She said that there are demons in my home, speaking of my husband's mental illness.  She said he would have to deal with his deep guilt and pain, and I would be shocked, but I would be okay, a pillar.  She said at some point I will say enough, and I will be okay.

She also told me that I have something wrong with my gall bladder, liver, or something in the abdominal cavity, but was positive that it wasn't my uterus.  I will get medication and a special diet that will be easy to follow and I will lose weight.  She said my COPD will be healed and I will lose the desire to do the things that are bad for me.  (smoking, overeating?) 

She said that God would make me healthy because I have much more work to do for Him, and I will bask in the pure joy of the Lord.

I'm sure I missed somethings, but I think I hit the most important things.

Since no one reads this blog (I get a traffic report weekly) I'm going to use it as my diary as well as my humor collection site. 

Thank you Jesus for wrapping me in a protective bubble and promising me that I will be okay.  I claim each of these promises in your Holy, Precious Name.  Help me to live up to your plans for my life.  I love you, Lord.  Thank you for loving me.  I am no longer a casual Christian!

Festival of Life - Indian Wells, CA 2010

Acts 2:38

An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of religious service when she was startled by an intruder. As she caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables, she yelled, "Stop - Acts 2:38!" (..turn from your sin...) The burglar stopped dead in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done. As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar, "Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture to you." "Scripture?" replied the burglar, "She said she had an AXE and two 38's!"

How to tell if you need to pray at work...

Lord please forgive me as I have repeated all the bad words in this email and please forgive the person that sent it to me, for they knew all the words also!

I received this email today from a friend.  I laughed so hard, I thought I'd share it with you!

Texans in Heaven

This one's for my Daddy, a born in the wool Texan, God rest his soul.

Gabriel came to the Lord and said, "I have to talk to you. We have some Texans up here in Heaven who are causing problems. They're swinging on the pearly gates, my horn is missing, barbecue sauce is all over their robes, their dogs are riding in the chariots, and they're wearing baseball caps and cowboy hats instead of their halos. They refuse to keep the stairway to Heaven clean. There are watermelon seeds and pig feet bones all over the place. Some of them are walking around with just one wing."
The Lord said, "I made them special, Gabriel. Heaven is Home to all my children. If you really want to know about real problems, let's call the Devil."
The Devil answered the phone, "Hello? Damn, hold on a minute." The Devil returned to the phone, "Okay, I'm back. What can I do for you?"
The Lord replied, "I just want to know what kind of problems you're having down there."
The Devil said, "Hold on again. I need to check on something." After about 5 minutes the Devil returned to the phone and said, "I'm back. Now what was the question?"
The Lord said, "What kind of problems are you having down there?"
The Devil said, "Man, I don't believe this....Hold on, Lord." This time the Devil was gone 15 minutes. The Devil returned and said, "I'm sorry Lord, I can't talk right now. Them damn Texans done put out the fire and are trying to install air conditioning."

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End of Time?

I went to an event today and saw this truck in the parking lot.  I had to take a picture of it.